Marriage has made me a compulsive liar. I used to never lie before I had to deal with a parasitic spouse. Don’t get me wrong — I love my wife very much — but sometimes she gets all up in my asshole, and the easy way out is to lie. An issue that we always argue about is my relationship with all the women out there in the world minus my wife. The wifey gets the highest priority — no question about it. But sometimes she is still not satisfied with being number one. By common sense, we would think that if there is a #1, there are always numerous other rankings that follow it. And sometimes that fact is too difficult for my wife to accept. “It’s really screwed up that you’re the only one I love, but you like other girls besides me,” my wife frequently says. But what can I do, you know? I’m a man and that’s what we do. I used to tell her about all of my “sexcapades” with the girlfriends that I met and the mistresses that I occasionally kept on the side. But you come to discover that honesty is not always the best policy. Today my wife freaked because she scavenged photos of two of my girlfriends from my hard drive. Silly me, I forgot to lock the folder. Search for Jen and Trish on Newbie Nudes, which is where I originally hooked up with them. Both of them regularly upload their amateur nude photos on that free social networking portal.