Dear fellow Baby Boomers, Recent reports say that sex is dying. Is sex really a fading pastime?

Allow me to impart a secret that can drastically change how you spend your nights. I’ll tell you about a simple 5 step process of vigorously recharging your fuck. Firstly, do any of the following apply to your sex life?

• Wife says that she is too tired to play
• Stress from work and life in general takes your mind off of sex
• There’s just not enough time anymore to hump the wifey at the end of the day
• I’m having erection problems and I’m too proud to touch Viagra
• My wife finally hit menopause and I’m going to have to commit to full time masturbation

There are many factors that threaten your sexual gratification, but I’ll show you a few proven and effective tips.

Research says that the following 5 steps can help you regain your action in bed.

1. Hug — It is scientifically proven that hugging melts anxiety and creates a more intimate mood
2. Kiss — Your lips and tongue cannot lie. The Romans said that the tongue is the ultimate communicator between man and woman. Let your tongue prove to your wife how much you love her. Actually, she might even urge you to travel south once you heat her up.
3. Eye Contact — Stop fantasizing about how hard you want to bang her and just turn your gaze towards her eyes. Plan from there and express your horny feelings in words and eye contact to get results.
4. Keep Your Eyes Open — Once you do penetrate her in the missionary position, don’t tune each other out and look at each other. Observing the expression on her face as she gets fucked can triple the arousal factor and increase your sex drive.
5. Porn — Sit back and enjoy a porn film. This can be a highly effective icebreaker leading to a session of hardcore sex with your wife. Use it and follow along with it like an exercise tape for two.

Ultimately, you can use your age and experience as an advantage while bedding down. Research states that women feel more comfortable with their erotic senses as they get older. This results in better head and the women’s enhanced willingness to experiment with exotic new sexual positions. Have you heard of the new fad in Northern Europe? It’s called the Donkey Punch. Also, as your testosterone levels have somewhat decreased, you can focus more on pleasuring yourself and your partner to a heightened dimension. I hope this helps. Happy fucking.