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Better Place To Score Horny Women Than A Club Or Bar

Posted on 24 May 2007 by Ozzy

Most guys, including many of my friends, go out to the clubs or the bars to pick up women. Too bad that girls at the club are there to dance and you have to talented as shit to bring one home. (Most guys make the mistake of going on the dance floor at the club. Let me tell you that this might be a hot place to cop feels, but not likely to score their numbers.) And the bar is just a shitty place because it’s loud and smelly as shit. So now you have a feel of my personal distaste for barbaric public gatherings. I’ll do it if I have to, and I have more than a fabulous track record if you want to test me.

But let me tell you the best yet most unexpected place to pick up the most gorgeous and horny women. Here, all the women have fantastic bodies in shape for amazing suma katra sex, literally. Next, they just breathe orgasm and the look of their eyes just say “Fuck me, please.” No, I am not describing the perfect heaven. I am talking about the yoga classes at your local gym.

I know, you’re thinking, “Why the fuck would I go to a yoga class? That’s the most homo thing I’ve heard.” And that’s another reason why you should go. There is absolutely no competition, except for maybe the fag male yoga instructor. And you know he won’t complain if you’re hanging out.

katie yoga Better Place To Score Horny Women Than A Club Or Bar

But this takes dedication and commitment, guys. You have to sign up for these yoga classes and actually go to them. And participate too, of course. You don’t want to seem like a loser, because then you’re not getting any pooey at all.

You gotta take my word for this, but the way you score in this yoga class environment is by talking. Seem like an interesting guy. You don’t have to be funny, but make humorous jokes. Don’t show initial attraction to all the beautiful women around you, but poke fun at them while not seeming like an asshole. How do you do that? Smile a lot and express yourself freely.

Do this for 3 days, and if you hit the right chords, you will get personal with the women and will score their number and eventually spread their stretchy legs.

2 Comments For This Post

  1. rcides Says:

    Thats indeed a good idea, but I would rather just approach more women than usually and you also are learning by doing. Spending money & time on Yoga classes just to score some numbers… sounds interesting but wouldnt be a good fit for me :)

    How about that: You know something about soccer and go train the juniors. Soccer moms would sleep with you only for seeing you putting their sons on the field.

  2. Ozzy Says:

    You’re right that it takes time and effort. But this screw is so much worth it. :)

    I’ll make a post about soccer moms later. I have some nice experiences with that.


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