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How To Pick Up A Hooker

Posted on 27 May 2007 by Ozzy

Many guys are curious about how to pick up a hooker (you know, sex that you pay for), but the problem lies in where to begin.

Sure, it’s easy enough to find a whore if you’re visiting a city like Las Vegas, where you can easily meet one or find a number within the proximity of 50 feet. But what if you’re trying to get laid in your local small town? In that case, there would not be a red light district where you can drive through and find hookers on the street corners at all times of the day. Much less, you would have a hard time of asking around with the local people because a) they would think you’re a fucking weird guy and b) everyone else is just as clueless as you are.

I try not to pay for sex, but it does happen when I’m not in the mood for prowling the night to pick up girls. It’s a sure-fire and easy way to get laid. And the sex can be better because you’re paying for what you get. I don’t feel bad when I ask a hooker to turn around so I can shove my cock into her ass, because I’ll just give her an extra $40 for it afterward. Same thing goes for deep-throating. You’re lucky if you can pick up a girl at the club who’s willing to gag on your cock. But if you want to do it like they do in the porn movies, getting a hooker to do it is your best bet.

The secret is that there are hookers everywhere no matter where you go. You could be in a large city like Houston, Texas or a small no-name hillbilly village, but by using the following skills you can find a way to get laid using the cash in your pocket.

Let’s clear up some initial misunderstandings, though. Naturally, when you think of hooker you also think of pimp. But that only happens in the large playing fields where there are obviously designated red light districts. Many hookers operate on their own within the secrecy of the area between their legs. And this is good news for us guys because it also means cheaper fees and healthier, disease-free women.

So I’ll give you 2 easy ways to get laid for money.

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