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What’s For Dessert? Creampie, Baby

Posted on 09 June 2007 by Ozzy

I personally think that creampie shots are fucking disgusting. I try to avoid shooting them because I start to look away during the action and the camera tends to wander off…

Just take a look at the creampie video below. A guy ejaculates into this girl’s twat and makes a vaginal “twinkie” with cream dripping out. Then a different girl gets under the crotch and starts twiddling her tongue into the “cream.” It’s fucking sick but also slightly arousing. I get a hard-on watching the licking action, that’s for sure. I guess I’m just really into the kinky stuff. icon smile What’s For Dessert? Creampie, Baby

The funny thing is, though, because I try not to focus on the cum too much, I notice things like the fucking warts on the girl’s ass. Take a look for yourself, there’s like 5 nasty warts dotting the surface of her ass cheeks.

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Hot 1940’s Vintage Porn Video

Posted on 09 June 2007 by Ozzy

Ever wonder what your grandpa jacked off to in the old days of black & white films? Me too.

The video below is a fucking classic and is worthy of study in a high school film class. A stud who resembles Charlie Chaplin puts his cock in the mouth of a housewife. The chick in the video is not gorgeous in today’s standards, and she’s probably now as old as my great grandmother, but who gives a shit? I can still get hard off of nude ancient statues of Cleopatra.

The video has no sound, obviously, and I love how the caption comes up, “Breathe on it.” Enjoy the short film below.

Click Here To See The Mature Porn Star In Today’s Porn

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Hot Brunette Girl Gives Best Rim Job

Posted on 07 June 2007 by Ozzy

Do you even know what a rim job is? It’s when a girl gives a blowjob to your asshole.

There are two perspectives on rim jobs that are on opposite extremes. A normal guy thinks it’s the gayest thing he’s ever seen. FUCK NO that I’m watching that kind of porn! Why isn’t it in the “gay content” section?

On the other hand, for a guy who’s received a rim job before, it’s fucking awesome. Once you pop it you can’t stop it. Personally, I think it’s kinky as hell. And if you meet the right girl (like my most recent girlfriend) it’s a great addition to foreplay every once in a while. Why else do you think I get my Brazilian Waxing done?

Check out rim job for yourself. And please disregard the guy’s moaning. Better yet, mute the fucking thing altogether. That’s just gay and I’d prefer not to hear it.

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Funny Video Of Lesbians Fucking With Strap-On

Posted on 07 June 2007 by Ozzy

As a lesbian, using a strap-on dildo is as BUTCH as you can get. It’s not just smooching each other on the lips or fingering a pussy, but this is actually simulating male-on-female sex. Lesbians who are into this type of stuff must have some psychological problem. Why not go all the way and surgically stitch a big rock-hard penis onto your crotch?

As you can tell, I have a bias against lesbians. I refuse to shoot lesbian porn because the girls are such conniving foxes. They’re only in it for the money, and until you get the real expensive porn stars it’s so obvious that they’re faking all this shit.

Anyway, in the following video, the beginning is pretty cool. So a girl penetrates another girl with what looks like a real cock. Nice.

But then, the camera switches angles so we have an ass shot. From here we see that the strap-on dildo is quite the pseudo-penis. It’s just a dildo with a large base that the butch-lesbian keeps humping. It’s actually quite humorous to see the lesbian bang against the dildo with her groin. I’ll let you check it out for yourself:

Click Here To Watch Videos Of Two Busty Blonde Lesbians Have Fun With A Strap-On

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Amateur Video Of High School Teacher Giving Perfect Blowjob

Posted on 06 June 2007 by Ozzy

I’m usually extremely picky when it comes to MILF porn. Either a) the lady better be fucking gorgeous or b) she better give some nice action. Ninety percent of the time I like case A, where I can admire a middle-aged woman’s beautiful body and accentuated facial features. But then there’s the delicate ten percent where the sex is just excellent.

Here’s a video of case B. This MILF does not have a face or body worth talking about. Actually, she kind of resembles a hippopotamus. But she sucks some great cock. I love how sincere she is, rubbing that penis in and out of her stretched lips.

Most porn videos have very camera-shy or self-conscious girls sucking cock like it’s a fucking Super Mario game. That’s so fake. And the homemade video quality touch is especially nice.

Click Here To See A Gorgeous High School Teacher Suck Cock… This Is Insane!

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Ridiculous Example Of Fake College Sex Orgy

Posted on 06 June 2007 by Ozzy

Remember my post about fake college sex videos? Reality college sex videos are really catching fire in the porn market right now. Except… they’re not reality. My buddy filmed the video below, but a hacker put his URL on the intro and posted it on PornoTube.com. Check it out, this video is totally fake. Can’t you see that the “college students” are actually porn stars in disguise and that this is actually scripted out? I mean, these actors don’t have lines to say, but obviously the director is telling them what to do from the back.

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Break-up With Girlfriend And Breaking The Rule Of Pick-up

Break-up With Girlfriend And Breaking The Rule Of Pick-up

Posted on 03 June 2007 by Ozzy

I’ve been ailing for the past few days because of a loss of a precious girlfriend. Losing a girlfriend can be compared to being thrown off a bus into the dry, sandy valley of the Saudi Arabian desert. Without nearby civilization on a desert you do not have critical items of survival like food and water, whereas without a girlfriend you lose a constant source of pussy and blowjobs. So now I am like a nomad, constantly on the hunt for girls with fresh pussy. And although I satisfy tonight’s hunger, I know that tomorrow I must find new game to survive.

Spitting game is harder when you’re trying to “get some” for the night. In order to succeed with picking up girls, you must obey the following rule:

Picking up girls is just like fishing; enjoy the process and release expectation from the outcome, and you’ll experience success in the long run.

Unfortunately, I’ve recently transgressed this rule. It’s not that I forgot about it. Rather, I’m approaching a state of desperation. What happens when you steadily become addicted to nicotine and you suddenly decide to completely withdraw and quit? It doesn’t matter how sane you’ve been up to this point of life — you go fucking crazy.

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11,000 KM Around Europe In A Porsche Cayman

11,000 KM Around Europe In A Porsche Cayman

Posted on 03 June 2007 by Ozzy

Want your company’s logo plastered over a fucking Porsche Cayman? Or maybe you want to vicariously experience traveling through 22 major hotspots in Europe from the POV of a pimp Portuguese soccer player. You can sponsor this brand new project of Ricardo at MyPorscheCayman.com. Along the 11,000 KM trip throughout Europe, Ricardo says that he will experience “muscle cramps, funny, sad, and unhealthy moments,” all of which will be recorded on a daily basis on his video blog.

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As a porn guy, my vision of MyPorscheCayman.com is different. Ricardo would pick up hot chicks from every region of Europe starting in Switzerland. And he’d take the girls’ photos before, during and after they get fucked by “the Porsche Cayman guy.” Naturally, Ricardo would make MyPorscheCayman.com a paid members-only site, and it’d be like MILF Hunter but with a nice set of wheels. But I may have to reserve this idea for myself at MyPorscheCaymanXXX.com. Don’t try to steal this idea, because it would be so lucrative that I wouldn’t even need sponsors.

Ricardo already has hundreds of people every week inquiring about his Porsche Cayman trip. If all the emails he’s getting were about financial aid, it would be getting to the point where Ricardo could buy the new Porsche Cayman along with an expensive full-time German prostitute to accompany him. Act now and take part in this exciting new venture by throwing in a couple of bucks for your own entertainment.

You can help out Ricardo by doing the following for yourself:

  • Donate some dollars or euros via Paypal and get a complimentary text link on MyPorscheCayman.com (PR3)
  • There’s only 12 square meters of ad space left on the Porsche Cayman. Buy ad space (while it’s still available) and be seen all over the internet on videos and photos. Your ad will be seen on fanatically popular car sites like BullRun.com.

Click here and check out the latest updates to the Porsche Cayman’s European tour.

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