Want your company’s logo plastered over a fucking Porsche Cayman? Or maybe you want to vicariously experience traveling through 22 major hotspots in Europe from the POV of a pimp Portuguese soccer player. You can sponsor this brand new project of Ricardo at MyPorscheCayman.com. Along the 11,000 KM trip throughout Europe, Ricardo says that he will experience “muscle cramps, funny, sad, and unhealthy moments,” all of which will be recorded on a daily basis on his video blog.

As a porn guy, my vision of MyPorscheCayman.com is different. Ricardo would pick up hot chicks from every region of Europe starting in Switzerland. And he’d take the girls’ photos before, during and after they get fucked by “the Porsche Cayman guy.” Naturally, Ricardo would make MyPorscheCayman.com a paid members-only site, and it’d be like MILF Hunter but with a nice set of wheels. But I may have to reserve this idea for myself at MyPorscheCaymanXXX.com. Don’t try to steal this idea, because it would be so lucrative that I wouldn’t even need sponsors.

Ricardo already has hundreds of people every week inquiring about his Porsche Cayman trip. If all the emails he’s getting were about financial aid, it would be getting to the point where Ricardo could buy the new Porsche Cayman along with an expensive full-time German prostitute to accompany him. Act now and take part in this exciting new venture by throwing in a couple of bucks for your own entertainment.

You can help out Ricardo by doing the following for yourself:

• Donate some dollars or euros via Paypal and get a complimentary text link on MyPorscheCayman.com (PR3)
• There’s only 12 square meters of ad space left on the Porsche Cayman. Buy ad space (while it’s still available) and be seen all over the internet on videos and photos. Your ad will be seen on fanatically popular car sites like BullRun.com.

Click here and check out the latest updates to the Porsche Cayman’s European tour.