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I personally think that creampie shots are fucking disgusting. I try to avoid shooting them because I start to look away during the action and the camera tends to wander off…
Just take a look at the creampie video below. A guy ejaculates into this girl’s twat and makes a vaginal “twinkie” with cream dripping out. Then a different girl gets under the crotch and starts twiddling her tongue into the “cream.” It’s fucking sick but also slightly arousing. I get a hard-on watching the licking action, that’s for sure. I guess I’m just really into the kinky stuff. 
The funny thing is, though, because I try not to focus on the cum too much, I notice things like the fucking warts on the girl’s ass. Take a look for yourself, there’s like 5 nasty warts dotting the surface of her ass cheeks.
Ever wonder what your grandpa jacked off to in the old days of black & white films? Me too.
The video below is a fucking classic and is worthy of study in a high school film class. A stud who resembles Charlie Chaplin puts his cock in the mouth of a housewife. The chick in the video is not gorgeous in today’s standards, and she’s probably now as old as my great grandmother, but who gives a shit? I can still get hard off of nude ancient statues of Cleopatra.
The video has no sound, obviously, and I love how the caption comes up, “Breathe on it.” Enjoy the short film below.
As a lesbian, using a strap-on dildo is as BUTCH as you can get. It’s not just smooching each other on the lips or fingering a pussy, but this is actually simulating male-on-female sex. Lesbians who are into this type of stuff must have some psychological problem. Why not go all the way and surgically stitch a big rock-hard penis onto your crotch?
As you can tell, I have a bias against lesbians. I refuse to shoot lesbian porn because the girls are such conniving foxes. They’re only in it for the money, and until you get the real expensive porn stars it’s so obvious that they’re faking all this shit.
Anyway, in the following video, the beginning is pretty cool. So a girl penetrates another girl with what looks like a real cock. Nice.
But then, the camera switches angles so we have an ass shot. From here we see that the strap-on dildo is quite the pseudo-penis. It’s just a dildo with a large base that the butch-lesbian keeps humping. It’s actually quite humorous to see the lesbian bang against the dildo with her groin. I’ll let you check it out for yourself:
Click Here To Watch Videos Of Two Busty Blonde Lesbians Have Fun With A Strap-On
I’m usually extremely picky when it comes to MILF porn. Either a) the lady better be fucking gorgeous or b) she better give some nice action. Ninety percent of the time I like case A, where I can admire a middle-aged woman’s beautiful body and accentuated facial features. But then there’s the delicate ten percent where the sex is just excellent.
Here’s a video of case B. This MILF does not have a face or body worth talking about. Actually, she kind of resembles a hippopotamus. But she sucks some great cock. I love how sincere she is, rubbing that penis in and out of her stretched lips.
Most porn videos have very camera-shy or self-conscious girls sucking cock like it’s a fucking Super Mario game. That’s so fake. And the homemade video quality touch is especially nice.
Click Here To See A Gorgeous High School Teacher Suck Cock… This Is Insane!
Remember my post about fake college sex videos? Reality college sex videos are really catching fire in the porn market right now. Except… they’re not reality. My buddy filmed the video below, but a hacker put his URL on the intro and posted it on PornoTube.com. Check it out, this video is totally fake. Can’t you see that the “college students” are actually porn stars in disguise and that this is actually scripted out? I mean, these actors don’t have lines to say, but obviously the director is telling them what to do from the back.
I’ve been ailing for the past few days because of a loss of a precious girlfriend. Losing a girlfriend can be compared to being thrown off a bus into the dry, sandy valley of the Saudi Arabian desert. Without nearby civilization on a desert you do not have critical items of survival like food and water, whereas without a girlfriend you lose a constant source of pussy and blowjobs. So now I am like a nomad, constantly on the hunt for girls with fresh pussy. And although I satisfy tonight’s hunger, I know that tomorrow I must find new game to survive.
Spitting game is harder when you’re trying to “get some” for the night. In order to succeed with picking up girls, you must obey the following rule:
Picking up girls is just like fishing; enjoy the process and release expectation from the outcome, and you’ll experience success in the long run.
Unfortunately, I’ve recently transgressed this rule. It’s not that I forgot about it. Rather, I’m approaching a state of desperation. What happens when you steadily become addicted to nicotine and you suddenly decide to completely withdraw and quit? It doesn’t matter how sane you’ve been up to this point of life — you go fucking crazy.
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As a porn guy, my vision of MyPorscheCayman.com is different. Ricardo would pick up hot chicks from every region of Europe starting in Switzerland. And he’d take the girls’ photos before, during and after they get fucked by “the Porsche Cayman guy.” Naturally, Ricardo would make MyPorscheCayman.com a paid members-only site, and it’d be like MILF Hunter but with a nice set of wheels. But I may have to reserve this idea for myself at MyPorscheCaymanXXX.com. Don’t try to steal this idea, because it would be so lucrative that I wouldn’t even need sponsors.
Ricardo already has hundreds of people every week inquiring about his Porsche Cayman trip. If all the emails he’s getting were about financial aid, it would be getting to the point where Ricardo could buy the new Porsche Cayman along with an expensive full-time German prostitute to accompany him. Act now and take part in this exciting new venture by throwing in a couple of bucks for your own entertainment.
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Many guys are curious about how to pick up a hooker (you know, sex that you pay for), but the problem lies in where to begin.
Sure, it’s easy enough to find a whore if you’re visiting a city like Las Vegas, where you can easily meet one or find a number within the proximity of 50 feet. But what if you’re trying to get laid in your local small town? In that case, there would not be a red light district where you can drive through and find hookers on the street corners at all times of the day. Much less, you would have a hard time of asking around with the local people because a) they would think you’re a fucking weird guy and b) everyone else is just as clueless as you are.
I try not to pay for sex, but it does happen when I’m not in the mood for prowling the night to pick up girls. It’s a sure-fire and easy way to get laid. And the sex can be better because you’re paying for what you get. I don’t feel bad when I ask a hooker to turn around so I can shove my cock into her ass, because I’ll just give her an extra $40 for it afterward. Same thing goes for deep-throating. You’re lucky if you can pick up a girl at the club who’s willing to gag on your cock. But if you want to do it like they do in the porn movies, getting a hooker to do it is your best bet.
The secret is that there are hookers everywhere no matter where you go. You could be in a large city like Houston, Texas or a small no-name hillbilly village, but by using the following skills you can find a way to get laid using the cash in your pocket.
Let’s clear up some initial misunderstandings, though. Naturally, when you think of hooker you also think of pimp. But that only happens in the large playing fields where there are obviously designated red light districts. Many hookers operate on their own within the secrecy of the area between their legs. And this is good news for us guys because it also means cheaper fees and healthier, disease-free women.
So I’ll give you 2 easy ways to get laid for money.
Most guys, including many of my friends, go out to the clubs or the bars to pick up women. Too bad that girls at the club are there to dance and you have to talented as shit to bring one home. (Most guys make the mistake of going on the dance floor at the club. Let me tell you that this might be a hot place to cop feels, but not likely to score their numbers.) And the bar is just a shitty place because it’s loud and smelly as shit. So now you have a feel of my personal distaste for barbaric public gatherings. I’ll do it if I have to, and I have more than a fabulous track record if you want to test me.
But let me tell you the best yet most unexpected place to pick up the most gorgeous and horny women. Here, all the women have fantastic bodies in shape for amazing suma katra sex, literally. Next, they just breathe orgasm and the look of their eyes just say “Fuck me, please.” No, I am not describing the perfect heaven. I am talking about the yoga classes at your local gym.
I know, you’re thinking, “Why the fuck would I go to a yoga class? That’s the most homo thing I’ve heard.” And that’s another reason why you should go. There is absolutely no competition, except for maybe the fag male yoga instructor. And you know he won’t complain if you’re hanging out.
But this takes dedication and commitment, guys. You have to sign up for these yoga classes and actually go to them. And participate too, of course. You don’t want to seem like a loser, because then you’re not getting any pooey at all.
You gotta take my word for this, but the way you score in this yoga class environment is by talking. Seem like an interesting guy. You don’t have to be funny, but make humorous jokes. Don’t show initial attraction to all the beautiful women around you, but poke fun at them while not seeming like an asshole. How do you do that? Smile a lot and express yourself freely.
Do this for 3 days, and if you hit the right chords, you will get personal with the women and will score their number and eventually spread their stretchy legs.
You’re probably familiar with amateur videos of drunk college kids having sex at parties. They’re all over P2P networks and video sharing websites. Well, you’re going to hear something shocking right now. The people you see in those video are none of the following:
- drunk
- amateur
- college students
- don’t know what the hell’s going on
Surprised? I knew you would be. This is part of the adult industry’s new marketing strategy towards the new reality market. Glamorous porn stars are becoming less popular as guys look for more “real” porn that they can relate to. Examples of reality porn are MILF Hunter, Couples Seduce Teens and I Fucked My College Producer.
The psychology of this reality porn phenomenon can be explained in this way. The American culture is trying to keep in sync with their normal lifestyle of watching shows like Survivor and Beauty and the Geek. They satisfy this desire by watching porn filmed with actors that look and act just like them — the average Joe. It would only make sense to synchronize this way, or else our emotional intelligence would fall through the roof like a 5-ton truck.
I filmed a fake “college girl having sex” scene yesterday night. It was like fucking 2AM when our film crew got out in the field, and by the time I got back into my apartment it was 7AM. Obviously, I was tired as shit this morning when I woke up.
Watch an abridged version of the college drunk party scene.
I can’t disclose any names on here, but the guy and the girl in this clip are both professional porn stars. Doesn’t seem like it, right? They work for a studio where they usually do 1-on-1 hardcore action films. Well, appearances can be deceiving under the strategic lighting and composition within a movie studio.
We really did get the 2 porn stars kind of twisted with a couple of shots of Bacardi 151, so that the girl didn’t have to try too hard to make it seem like she was fucked up. I love these field shootings because we scope out real parties and set up our cameras. All these drunk college shits love to crowd around and watch a porn film in the making.