In the field of internet marketing — especially adult affiliate marketing — traffic and sales have a direct relationship. More traffic proportionately equals out to more sales. That’s just the rule of the game, and those who follow it sweep up the bucks.
I recently discovered a blog called Woody Maxim, who is now a reformed adult webmaster sharing his secrets to the non-adult internet marketing world. Woody had a good reason to quit the adult industry; it always gives me a pang of guilt when I think about my profession, and where can I discuss my work in public without some sort of shock showing from a listener? “Yes, mom, I make my living off of videotaping girls sticking things into their nasties.” Along the same line of thought, Woody wanted to clear his conscience in front of his daughter who would ask him about his work.
Anyway, Woody shares some useful points with the non-adult internet marketers. Take for example his recent post titled “Trading Traffic.” In adult affiliate marketing, we flip traffic using trade scripts as standard practice.
During the last time you were browsing a TGP or MGP (last night?), have you noticed that every once in a while a thumb takes you to an unexpected website? You clicked on a hot brunette chick slipping off her bra, but now you’re at a different portal called “Hot Dripping Bunnies.”
Usually this redirect is detectable with a mouseover to see where the target url is going, but avascript or some other programming trick is often used to disguise the links. So the unsuspecting user will be taken to a different TGP with even more pics and more ads. This is the exchange of traffic taking place right under your noses.
I personally think that creampie shots are fucking disgusting. I try to avoid shooting them because I start to look away during the action and the camera tends to wander off…
Just take a look at the creampie video below. A guy ejaculates into this girl’s twat and makes a vaginal “twinkie” with cream dripping out. Then a different girl gets under the crotch and starts twiddling her tongue into the “cream.” It’s fucking sick but also slightly arousing. I get a hard-on watching the licking action, that’s for sure. I guess I’m just really into the kinky stuff. 
The funny thing is, though, because I try not to focus on the cum too much, I notice things like the fucking warts on the girl’s ass. Take a look for yourself, there’s like 5 nasty warts dotting the surface of her ass cheeks.
Ever wonder what your grandpa jacked off to in the old days of black & white films? Me too.
The video below is a fucking classic and is worthy of study in a high school film class. A stud who resembles Charlie Chaplin puts his cock in the mouth of a housewife. The chick in the video is not gorgeous in today’s standards, and she’s probably now as old as my great grandmother, but who gives a shit? I can still get hard off of nude ancient statues of Cleopatra.
The video has no sound, obviously, and I love how the caption comes up, “Breathe on it.” Enjoy the short film below.
Do you even know what a rim job is? It’s when a girl gives a blowjob to your asshole.
There are two perspectives on rim jobs that are on opposite extremes. A normal guy thinks it’s the gayest thing he’s ever seen. FUCK NO that I’m watching that kind of porn! Why isn’t it in the “gay content” section?
On the other hand, for a guy who’s received a rim job before, it’s fucking awesome. Once you pop it you can’t stop it. Personally, I think it’s kinky as hell. And if you meet the right girl (like my most recent girlfriend) it’s a great addition to foreplay every once in a while. Why else do you think I get my Brazilian Waxing done?
Check out rim job for yourself. And please disregard the guy’s moaning. Better yet, mute the fucking thing altogether. That’s just gay and I’d prefer not to hear it.
As a lesbian, using a strap-on dildo is as BUTCH as you can get. It’s not just smooching each other on the lips or fingering a pussy, but this is actually simulating male-on-female sex. Lesbians who are into this type of stuff must have some psychological problem. Why not go all the way and surgically stitch a big rock-hard penis onto your crotch?
As you can tell, I have a bias against lesbians. I refuse to shoot lesbian porn because the girls are such conniving foxes. They’re only in it for the money, and until you get the real expensive porn stars it’s so obvious that they’re faking all this shit.
Anyway, in the following video, the beginning is pretty cool. So a girl penetrates another girl with what looks like a real cock. Nice.
But then, the camera switches angles so we have an ass shot. From here we see that the strap-on dildo is quite the pseudo-penis. It’s just a dildo with a large base that the butch-lesbian keeps humping. It’s actually quite humorous to see the lesbian bang against the dildo with her groin. I’ll let you check it out for yourself:
Click Here To Watch Videos Of Two Busty Blonde Lesbians Have Fun With A Strap-On
I’m usually extremely picky when it comes to MILF porn. Either a) the lady better be fucking gorgeous or b) she better give some nice action. Ninety percent of the time I like case A, where I can admire a middle-aged woman’s beautiful body and accentuated facial features. But then there’s the delicate ten percent where the sex is just excellent.
Here’s a video of case B. This MILF does not have a face or body worth talking about. Actually, she kind of resembles a hippopotamus. But she sucks some great cock. I love how sincere she is, rubbing that penis in and out of her stretched lips.
Most porn videos have very camera-shy or self-conscious girls sucking cock like it’s a fucking Super Mario game. That’s so fake. And the homemade video quality touch is especially nice.
Click Here To See A Gorgeous High School Teacher Suck Cock… This Is Insane!
Remember my post about fake college sex videos? Reality college sex videos are really catching fire in the porn market right now. Except… they’re not reality. My buddy filmed the video below, but a hacker put his URL on the intro and posted it on PornoTube.com. Check it out, this video is totally fake. Can’t you see that the “college students” are actually porn stars in disguise and that this is actually scripted out? I mean, these actors don’t have lines to say, but obviously the director is telling them what to do from the back.
I’ve been ailing for the past few days because of a loss of a precious girlfriend. Losing a girlfriend can be compared to being thrown off a bus into the dry, sandy valley of the Saudi Arabian desert. Without nearby civilization on a desert you do not have critical items of survival like food and water, whereas without a girlfriend you lose a constant source of pussy and blowjobs. So now I am like a nomad, constantly on the hunt for girls with fresh pussy. And although I satisfy tonight’s hunger, I know that tomorrow I must find new game to survive.
Spitting game is harder when you’re trying to “get some” for the night. In order to succeed with picking up girls, you must obey the following rule:
Picking up girls is just like fishing; enjoy the process and release expectation from the outcome, and you’ll experience success in the long run.
Unfortunately, I’ve recently transgressed this rule. It’s not that I forgot about it. Rather, I’m approaching a state of desperation. What happens when you steadily become addicted to nicotine and you suddenly decide to completely withdraw and quit? It doesn’t matter how sane you’ve been up to this point of life — you go fucking crazy.
Want your company’s logo plastered over a fucking Porsche Cayman? Or maybe you want to vicariously experience traveling through 22 major hotspots in Europe from the POV of a pimp Portuguese soccer player. You can sponsor this brand new project of Ricardo at MyPorscheCayman.com. Along the 11,000 KM trip throughout Europe, Ricardo says that he will experience “muscle cramps, funny, sad, and unhealthy moments,” all of which will be recorded on a daily basis on his video blog.
As a porn guy, my vision of MyPorscheCayman.com is different. Ricardo would pick up hot chicks from every region of Europe starting in Switzerland. And he’d take the girls’ photos before, during and after they get fucked by “the Porsche Cayman guy.” Naturally, Ricardo would make MyPorscheCayman.com a paid members-only site, and it’d be like MILF Hunter but with a nice set of wheels. But I may have to reserve this idea for myself at MyPorscheCaymanXXX.com. Don’t try to steal this idea, because it would be so lucrative that I wouldn’t even need sponsors.
Ricardo already has hundreds of people every week inquiring about his Porsche Cayman trip. If all the emails he’s getting were about financial aid, it would be getting to the point where Ricardo could buy the new Porsche Cayman along with an expensive full-time German prostitute to accompany him. Act now and take part in this exciting new venture by throwing in a couple of bucks for your own entertainment.
You can help out Ricardo by doing the following for yourself:
- Donate some dollars or euros via Paypal and get a complimentary text link on MyPorscheCayman.com (PR3)
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Many guys are curious about how to pick up a hooker (you know, sex that you pay for), but the problem lies in where to begin.
Sure, it’s easy enough to find a whore if you’re visiting a city like Las Vegas, where you can easily meet one or find a number within the proximity of 50 feet. But what if you’re trying to get laid in your local small town? In that case, there would not be a red light district where you can drive through and find hookers on the street corners at all times of the day. Much less, you would have a hard time of asking around with the local people because a) they would think you’re a fucking weird guy and b) everyone else is just as clueless as you are.
I try not to pay for sex, but it does happen when I’m not in the mood for prowling the night to pick up girls. It’s a sure-fire and easy way to get laid. And the sex can be better because you’re paying for what you get. I don’t feel bad when I ask a hooker to turn around so I can shove my cock into her ass, because I’ll just give her an extra $40 for it afterward. Same thing goes for deep-throating. You’re lucky if you can pick up a girl at the club who’s willing to gag on your cock. But if you want to do it like they do in the porn movies, getting a hooker to do it is your best bet.
The secret is that there are hookers everywhere no matter where you go. You could be in a large city like Houston, Texas or a small no-name hillbilly village, but by using the following skills you can find a way to get laid using the cash in your pocket.
Let’s clear up some initial misunderstandings, though. Naturally, when you think of hooker you also think of pimp. But that only happens in the large playing fields where there are obviously designated red light districts. Many hookers operate on their own within the secrecy of the area between their legs. And this is good news for us guys because it also means cheaper fees and healthier, disease-free women.
So I’ll give you 2 easy ways to get laid for money.