Marriage has made me a compulsive liar. I used to never lie before I had to deal with a parasitic spouse. Don’t get me wrong — I love my wife very much — but sometimes she gets all up in my asshole, and the easy way out is to lie. An issue that we always argue about is my relationship with all the women out there in the world minus my wife. The wifey gets the highest priority — no question about it. But sometimes she is still not satisfied with being number one. By common sense, we would think that if there is a #1, there are always numerous other rankings that follow it. And sometimes that fact is too difficult for my wife to accept. “It’s really screwed up that you’re the only one I love, but you like other girls besides me,” my wife frequently says. But what can I do, you know? I’m a man and that’s what we do. I used to tell her about all of my “sexcapades” with the girlfriends that I met and the mistresses that I occasionally kept on the side. But you come to discover that honesty is not always the best policy. Today my wife freaked because she scavenged photos of two of my girlfriends from my hard drive. Silly me, I forgot to lock the folder. Search for Jen and Trish on Newbie Nudes, which is where I originally hooked up with them. Both of them regularly upload their amateur nude photos on that free social networking portal.

This Texas chick has the goods — her gorgeous full breasts drip of milk and honey — but she has the look of someone who had cum squirted on her face in total surprise. She looks pissed. How can one figure out the meaning of that expression? I’m sorry, Susi, but just look away from the camera. It’s better that way — for the benefit of you and all your viewers. Susi from Rockwall, Texas sells her body for loads of cash for MC Nudes. She’s 23 years old and has a full-time job of shaking up cocktails and showing her boobs for scruffy Texas men at Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar. MC Nudes specializes in softcore porn, featuring photo and video galleries of amateur solo teens. Although it is an amateur model site, MC Nudes is unique because of its high definition photos and videos. I’ve never seen another amateur site distinguished by such high resolution samples and great cameraman-ship. My great compelling question after meeting Susi and watching one of her shoots is, “Can a sexy body that pops boners through jeans cancel out an ugly or mediocre face?” Seriously, Susi looks like a farm girl, and not even a hot one at that. Maybe she would have turned out normal if her biological mother were not also her first cousin. Susi is one of those girls that make you excited and sweaty when you see her from the back, but when she turns around… You slowly unstick your eyes and turn the other way and say, “Oh… damn… nevermind.” But there are some guys who jestfully say, “Ah, fuck, I’d just poke some holes in a paper bag and cover her head while I bang her.”

Posing as a porn model comes naturally to Tiffany. She was “always that type of girl,” she said, saying that she feels “very comortable with her own body” and “wouldn’t mind some hardcore shoots either” in the future. Such confidence is generally hard to spot in 19-year-old porn models, but her boldness is also why young Tiffany has gained popularity so quickly in Barely Legal — a Hustler subsidiary. Tiffany graduated from Calabasas High School in 2005, in a small suburb right outside of Los Angeles, California. The town of Calabasas is unusually affluent with a reported median income of $87,000 per household. Like many of her school friends, Tiffany grew up getting everything she wanted. “I wouldn’t say that my family’s rich… You know, just normal,” Tiffany said. Her first car when she turned 16 was a BMW 3-series. But Tiffany claimed “it’s nothing spectacular” because her friends were driving “Mercedes and a few even had Bentleys.” Despite her wealth and possessions, Tiffany was at one time seriously addicted to speed, but her foresight helped her turn her life around and set goals. “Every night I would go to parties and get high, and without knowing it I slept around with like half the guys in my school,” Tiffany revealed to us. “When I finally told what’s happening to my parents, they were really concerned and helped set me in the right direction.” “My dad’s a porn director, and so are all my friends’ dads,” said Tiffany. The Los Angeles area is often referred to as the “mecca of the adult industry” because of the hundreds of studios on location, and many of the big-time, high-rolling adult film makers live in the high-class suburban commmunity of Calabasas, California. Tiffany’s father — who works as a freelance director — hooked her up with a job at Barely Legal — a Hustler program that focuses on girls of legal age under the age of 21. Tiffany plans to stay on as a model for Barely Legal for another year or so, and then she wants to become a solo girl targeting the Persian niche.

Today we are featuring Sofia Webber at Penthouse. Sofia is only 22 years old but has over 6 years of experience. She started modeling in Bulgaria at the age of 16 and she showed great talent, making her the most promising young model in Eastern Europe at the time. Tim Johansen — the foreign recruiter at Penthouse — brought Sofia over to California to work in the adult industry as soon as she turned 18. Sofia was excited to have the chance to live the American Dream and try her hand in the porn business. “My dream was to hopefully go to Germany or the United States where I knew my potential could be unlocked.” Sofia said that she “loves Bulgaria but the competition and market base is nothing compared to the world.” “Sofia has an amazing body and a unique style,” said Tim, “and we knew she would be a great asset to Penthouse because of her enormous fan base in Bulgaria and the surrounding countries.” Bulgaria, Hungary, and the Czech Republic hold mutually sponsored annual beauty contests in Prague on Valentine’s Day. “Sofia had won two years in a row prior to joining Penthouse and she singlehandedly swept the small country of Bulgaria to international attention in the year 2000.”

Jenna Jameson (Wikipedia) renounces the tricky methods of male porn stars — after having recently retired from the porn business with flying colors. Jenna Jameson is the founder of Club Jenna and is also known as “The Queen of Porn” because of her successful career as a porn star. She has also written several bestselling autobiographies and memoirs. Additionally, her company Club Jenna recently merged with Playboy to become a more prominent force in the adult industry. Jenna shook her head when inquired about the male porn stars who use penis enlargement and performance enhancement drugs (source). “They just aren’t that good at sex without little blue pills,” Jenna says. “They really mock their own masculinity when they have to take drugs to pop an erection and have sex.” The problem in today’s industry is that 99% of the male actors use those types of drugs to have an edge against competitors. Penis enlargements pills are likened to steroids used in baseball and football. “If you don’t use them, you simply cannot compete with the other meat,” a male star told us. “I wish we could go back in time a few decades when I first entered the business — to when the sex was natural,” said Jenna with a nostalgic expression. Back then, breast implants were first being developed, experimenting women were dying from toxic poisoning and the average male penis size was four inches shorter than what we see in porn today. When asked about whether she feels the same way about female porn stars with fake breasts Jenna quoted, “No, that’s a completely separate issue. Breast implants and silicone injections… Things like are proven to exponentially increase the sale of a movie or a website. Our audience simply needs larger breasts and the adult business could not survive without them.” Not mentioning that her own breasts were made from polysynthetic materials, Jenna Jameson said, “I respect every woman out there who makes the difficult but obvious choice of enhancing their breasts with whatever methods and technology we have available.” More than 85% of women in the sex industry — that’s including strippers, escorts and prostitutes — have had breast enlargement surgery or regularly use some type of enhancing product.

Men, be careful with how you treat your women. Heather Vandeven, 31, was a devoted housewife in suburban Calabasas, California until her suspicions were confirmed that her husband was seeing another women. Usually respecting her husband’s privacy, this time she could no longer suppress her curiosity about his recent change of schedule. Instead of coming home from work at his normal 7 o’clock time, he began skipping dinner and returned as late as 9 or 11. “He first said, ‘I have a big project coming up at work,’ and then it became ‘I was promoted to a new position,’” Heather told us in an interview. “I really got sick of his excuses and started looking for explanation, and the answer was right in his monthly credit card bills.” Heather’s husband rented a small luxury apartment in downtown Los Angeles for his mistress. “I had absolutely no idea that he was like that. “As soon as I found out, I packed up my belongings and kids and headed out the door. I didn’t even want to tell my husband goodbye.” Having never worked before, Heather moved in with her sister in San Jose and looked for work to support herself and her two children — Tommy and Kaylie. “I used to be a model when I was in high school, so the adult industry sparked some interest when I heard about it.” A close friend referred Heather to Penthouse, and she was immediately hired despite her age and inexperience. Heather Vandeven is now on her 3rd year with Penthouse, and she is one of the most popular Penthouse models because of her sexy motherly body and her bright dazzling smile that illuminates all her shoots. Visit Heather’s newest photo shoot, where she poses in a sexy orange retro 70’s outfit.

Barely Legal model Keri has great potential to be a spicy hot porn model. She has beautiful blonde hair and she is slender yet not enough to look sickly. Many porn models, in the attempt to become skinnier, lose the bounce in their thighs and arms and they take on the appearance of an anorexic cat.

There is an ambiguous distinction between a porn model and a mainstream model. But it pretty much comes down to answering this question: “Would you fuck her?” I know I can’t answer “Yes” to that question in regard to many of the non-nude runway models. Skinny ass bitches are not bang-worthy because they lack the necessary ass and tits. Keri sparks sexual desire with her coy facial expression that also says, “Please fuck me right now” and “I want it hard from the back.” But in some of her photos that faint smile appears forced and fake so that the simple detail manages to ruin the scene. Despite her incompetent facial posing, her body is still very juicy.

The new age of pornography is in the advent of web multimedia. Anything that moves or talks is multimedia, which includes the streaming videos of Supertanga Ele on Youtube or erotic stories on audio files.

And porn is not worth your time if it’s not in video format. What do you get with pictures? Are you going to print them out and hang them up on your wall? Or are you going to let a static image sit there on your monitor so you might slowly ogle it? I understand that some people still have slow dialup connections, so they don’t have the luxury of blazing fast connections to watch chicks in realtime action dildoing each others vaginas. But I’ll tell you about a brand new technology that will let you enjoy multimedia regardless of your speed. This technology cuts up the video and audio file into small pieces that makes it consumable at slow speeds. It sends little bits at a time to the object computer, instead of one clunk of a file slithering its way through your bandwidth. You already know the name for this. Many adult entertainment companies are seeing the enormous market for this and they are quickly embracing it in their promotions.

Dear fellow Baby Boomers, Recent reports say that sex is dying. Is sex really a fading pastime?

Allow me to impart a secret that can drastically change how you spend your nights. I’ll tell you about a simple 5 step process of vigorously recharging your fuck. Firstly, do any of the following apply to your sex life?

• Wife says that she is too tired to play
• Stress from work and life in general takes your mind off of sex
• There’s just not enough time anymore to hump the wifey at the end of the day
• I’m having erection problems and I’m too proud to touch Viagra
• My wife finally hit menopause and I’m going to have to commit to full time masturbation

There are many factors that threaten your sexual gratification, but I’ll show you a few proven and effective tips.

Research says that the following 5 steps can help you regain your action in bed.

1. Hug — It is scientifically proven that hugging melts anxiety and creates a more intimate mood
2. Kiss — Your lips and tongue cannot lie. The Romans said that the tongue is the ultimate communicator between man and woman. Let your tongue prove to your wife how much you love her. Actually, she might even urge you to travel south once you heat her up.
3. Eye Contact — Stop fantasizing about how hard you want to bang her and just turn your gaze towards her eyes. Plan from there and express your horny feelings in words and eye contact to get results.
4. Keep Your Eyes Open — Once you do penetrate her in the missionary position, don’t tune each other out and look at each other. Observing the expression on her face as she gets fucked can triple the arousal factor and increase your sex drive.
5. Porn — Sit back and enjoy a porn film. This can be a highly effective icebreaker leading to a session of hardcore sex with your wife. Use it and follow along with it like an exercise tape for two.

Ultimately, you can use your age and experience as an advantage while bedding down. Research states that women feel more comfortable with their erotic senses as they get older. This results in better head and the women’s enhanced willingness to experiment with exotic new sexual positions. Have you heard of the new fad in Northern Europe? It’s called the Donkey Punch. Also, as your testosterone levels have somewhat decreased, you can focus more on pleasuring yourself and your partner to a heightened dimension. I hope this helps. Happy fucking.

There are 3 general categories of adult blogs:

1. Porn Blog - Updated daily with photos that link to hosted galleries and join pages. Each entry has a short synopsis of the sex content and urges the readers to Join Now for Only X Number of Dollars!
2. Erotica Blog - Painstakingly written sex stories. These are for the most part textual and very long-winded. I personally do not have the patience or interest to read twenty paragraphs of sex fantasy. In any case, you can find a good selection of them at Cunning Linguists.
3. Obscene or Adult Related Blogs - These are not graphic enough to be considered either of the above, but they are still intended for an adult audience. Examples are Big Hominid’s Hairy Chasms and Hammer Uncut

Unfortunately, porn blogs have degenerated in the past few years as a consequence of the recent influx of niche porn sites. The honest aficionados of porn have been replaced by businessmen who are merely in it for the money. The proportion of porn blogs grew as the number of porn providers multiplied exponentially. In an effort to jump on the bandwagon, I originally started Ozzlefung Porn Blog with the intention of doing Number 1. I planned to put up a jumble of affiliate links and tell my readers, “Here are the sexy girls, now click here!” and then make a fortune through pay-per-click and shared revenue programs.

But after a few entries I began to wonder, “Why would someone choose Ozzlefung over any other cheap and quick porn blogs out there?” There are so many porn blogs out there with the same purpose of flooding the pages with affiliate links that running across a quality porn blog is nearly impossible. I may be shooting myself in the foot, but I wanted to be unique with my porn blog. What do I consider a quality porn blog? Here are a few major concerns:

• Does not spam the page with links and ads.
• Features interesting and witty text.
• Links to relevant, prime selection of porn galleries.

The most detested porn bloggers are those who own and operate about 13 different freely hosted Thumblogger blogs whose only purpose is to upload thumbnails and write short text summaries. These do not offer any benefits to the porn community except acting as a recycling bin for sponsored images. As a result, they do not have any Page Rank and experienced blogs avoid trading links with them. To outlast the quarterly subscription to the hosting company, a porn blog must give readers a reason to bookmark the site, subscribe to the RSS feed and return for more beautiful porn in the future. I want to appeal to all types of readers with an interest in porn. Each of my entries has unique text content accompanied by a relevant pornographic thumbnail. So if you don’t want to waste your time reading, just enjoy the beautiful women. Cheers.